This is a fantasy. It is as much wish fulfillment as it is science-fiction speculation, and it lacks both plausibility and thoughtful ethical examination. It reconciles my preferences --- for rule of law-as-text and for broad rights and liberties --- by changing the text.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
Specifically, the Congress shall have power:
To provide for the general Welfare of the United States; to regulate Commerce with foreign Nations and among the several States; to coin Money and regulate the value thereof; to lay and collect Taxes and Duties; to borrow Money on the credit of the United States, and to pay the Debts;
To provide for the common defense of the United States; to declare War; To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States.
To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization;
To constitute Tribunals inferior to the Supreme Court;
And to make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States.
And yet:
No ex post facto Law shall be passed;
No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State;
No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time;
And no Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any foreign State.
The House of Representatives shall have $1789$ seats in correspondence with geographical districts so uniform that no district exceeds another in census-measured population by a factor of $21/20$. A Representative's term shall endure $2$ years, and no person shall serve for multiple consecutive terms in the House.
Physically absent Representatives may still vote electronically.
The Representative for each district shall be decided as follows. Each citizen of voting age whose main residence falls within that district may cast one vote for one candidate. Meanwhile, the several candidates shall order themselves alphabetically. Each candidate shall privately determine a real, $100$-digit number $x_i \in [0, 1]$. Before election day, they shall publically announce cryptographically secure hashes of their real numbers. At the close of the last ballot box, the candidates shall reveal their $x_i$s, and the threshold $X$ shall be computed as the sum of the $x_i$s mod $1$. The votes shall be tallied for each candidate, then in the order determined by the candidates partially summed; the first candidate whose corresponding partial sum exceeds the threshold $X$ shall earn the seat in question. Each candidate shall be a citizen having attained at least $25$ years of age at the time of election.
Should an unexpected vacancy arise, the Chief Executive of the relevant state shall appoint a temporary Representative.
At each session's start, the convening Representatives shall together elect a Majority Leader by simple unweighted majority; those Representatives who did not vote for the resulting Majority Leader shall nominate an Minority Leader by simple unweighted majority. This process shall conclude within four weeks.
The Majority and Minority Leaders shall preside over the House.
The will of the House shall unless otherwise specified be determined by simple majority of weighted yeas and nays; no action shall be taken in case of a tie.
The House shall adopt no rules requiring majorities other than those here specified.
Any Representative may propose a bill for discussion, and discussion shall have a standard duration of $1$ business day.
The Majority Leader may schedule votes to modify the duration of a bill's discussion and to change chamber rules so long as they remain consistent with this Constitution. The Majority and Minority Leaders shall each month compose an ordered sequence of items of business including discussion and votes. The House shall consider bills by alternating between the two Leaders' lists, beginning with the Majority Leader's and skipping redundancies. Should both Leaders so move, discussion shall be suspended on a bill. Should either Leader so move, a vote will be held upon the end of discussion. Should any fifth of Representatives so move, the votes and proceedings shall be recorded in the House Journal.
The Senate shall have $2$ seats for each of the several States. A Senator's term shall endure $6$ years, and no person shall serve for multiple consecutive terms in the Senate.
The Several States shall upon entrance to the Union be divided as evenly as possible into $3$ classes; each State in the $i$th class shall elect one of its Senators in a year $6n + 2i$ and the other in a year $6n + 2(i+1)$. A State's Senatorial elections shall permit any citizen of voting age whose main residence is that State to approve or disapprove of each Senatorial candidate; that candidate that receives the fewest disapprovals shall earn the seat in question. Each candidate shall be a citizen having attained at least $30$ years of age at the time of election.
Should an unexpected vacancy arise, the Chief Executive of the relevant state shall appoint a temporary Senator.
At each session's start, the convening Senators shall together elect a Majority Leader by simple unweighted majority; those Senators who did not vote for the resulting Majority Leader shall nominate an Minority Leader by simple unweighted majority. This process shall conclude within four weeks.
The Majority and Minority Leaders shall preside over the Senate.
Each seat shall, at the start of its term, be allotted $1868$ points (and no more) to be spent on votes. A Senator may vote with integer weight $n+1 \geq 0$ by spending $n^2$ points. No Senator's points may fall below $0$. The will of the Senate shall unless otherwise specified be determined by majority from the weighted yeas and nays; no action shall be taken in case of a tie.
The Senate shall adopt no rules requiring majorities other than those here specified.
Any Senator may propose a bill for discussion, and discussion shall have a standard duration of $3$ business days.
The Majority Leader may schedule votes to modify the duration of a bill's discussion and to change chamber rules so long as they remain consistent with this Constitution. The Majority and Minority Leaders shall each month compose an ordered sequence of items of business including discussion and votes. The Senate shall consider bills by alternating between the two Leaders' lists, beginning with the Majority Leader's and skipping redundancies. Should both Leaders so move, discussion shall be suspended on a bill. Should any Senator so move, a vote will be held upon the end of discussion.
Should any Senator use a weight other than $1$, the chamber's votes shall be tallied precisely. Should any fifth of Senators so move, the votes and proceedings shall be recorded in the Senate Journal.
The President of the United States shall execute the Laws with the assistance of a Vice President and a Cabinet. The President, Vice President, Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of the Treasury, and Attorney General, shall be known as the Executive Team.
The President and Vice President shall at the time of election or appointment be a citizen having attained at least $35$ and no more than $70$ years of age. No person shall serve for more than $6$ years as President.
An Executive Team shall be elected every $4$ years from among candidate teams, each of distinct persons and with every two teams disjoint. Each citizen of voting age may approve or disapprove of each candidate team. A citizen's vote in state $x$ shall be multiplied by $4 + PN/P_x$, where $P$ is the number of citizens total, $P_x$ counts the citizens in $x$, and there are $N$ states. The team least disapproved in total shall be chosen.
Should the President die, resign, or be removed, the first listed --- among the Vice President, the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of the Treasury, and the Attorney General --- shall immediately become President. The same shall occur should any majority of the remaining members of the Executive Team assess the President as incapacitated.
Should any other member of the Executive Team die, resign, or be removed, the President shall fill each vacancy with the approval of an unweighted simple majority of the Senate. The same shall occur should any majority of the remaining members of the Executive Team deem the member incapacitated.
It is advised that the members of the Executive Team shall never simultaneously occupy the same physical grounds.
The Congress may by $2/3$s unweighted majorities in both houses inhibit all present and future Executives from interfering with any part of the executive branch save the armed forces; and as the Congress may inhibit, so may it enable. Upon ratification of this Constitution, the Federal Reserve and the Federal Bureau of Investigation shall by default be so protected.
The Secretary of State shall be the principal assistant to the President in all matters relating to the Department of State, which shall include embassies and subdepartments as the Congress may by law provide.
The Secretary of Defense shall be the principal assistant to the President in all matters relating to the Department of Defense, which shall include an Army, Navy, and Airforce, an Office of Homeland Security, a Federal Emergency Management Agency, a National Security Agency, and such subdepartments as the Congress may by law provide.
The Secretary of the Treasury shall be the principal assistant to the President in all matters relating to the Department of the Treasury, which shall include a Bureau of Engraving and Printing, a Federal Reserve, an Internal Revenue Service, and such subdepartments as the Congress may by law provide.
The Attorney General shall be the principal assistant to the President in all matters relating to the Department of Justice, which shall include a Federal Bureau of Investigation and such subdepartments as the Congress may by law provide.
The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America, who shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed. Toward this goal, the President may issue Executive Orders, subject to review by the Supreme Court as to constitutionality and legality.
The President shall lack power to pardon.
The President shall be the Commander in Chief of the military forces of United States, and of the militia of the several States, when called into the actual service of the United States.
Each Bill that has passed both houses of Congress shall, before it becomes a Law, shall be presented to the President. If they approve they shall sign it. If not, they shall return it to the House of Representatives, who shall proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration $2/3$rds of House of Representatives shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall become a Law.
The President shall exercise the armed forces abroad upon and only upon an emergency created by a specific and likely potential or recent attack upon the territories, posessions, or armed forces of the United States; or in situations as the Congress may by $2/3$s unweighted majorities in both houses and with specific and prompt termination conditions describe; or with Authorization for Use of Military Force, issued by the Congress and specific as to duration, cause, and adversary.
The President must inform the Congress within $48$ hours of the beginning of any conflict begun without an Authorization of Use of Military Force. Conflict includes deployment of armed forces personnel or of lethal weaponry. Such conflicts must cease within $60$ days, barring Congressional approval.
The federal courts shall consist of one Supreme Court, several Courts of Appeals, and lower courts as Congress may by law provide.
The Supreme Court shall have 10 members, of which the most senior 9 are voting Justices and of which the remaining member is a non-voting Justice-in-Waiting. The most senior Justice shall be known as the Chief Justice.
Each Justice shall serve one term of 20 years, with time on the nonvoting seat included, or as death, retirement, resignation, or impeachment interrupt.
In each odd year, the President shall nominate to the Court some citizen having attained at least $35$ and no more than $70$ years of age.
The fraction of the Senate eligible to vote on this matter may approve the candidate by a simple majority. If the Court's 10 seats are all filled and the candidate is approved, then Chief Justice shall retire, the Justice-in-Waiting shall become a voting Justice and the nominee shall become a Justice-in-Waiting.
Should the above vote fail to form a two-thirds majority, then the seats comprising the majority, whether that majority be of Yeas or Nays, shall be ineligible to vote on the next nomination. To each seat of the Senate is hence assigned an evolving bit of information. Upon ratification of this Constitution, all Senate seats shall be considered eligible.
The Supreme Court shall review the actions of the Federal Government and the States as to their pursuance to this Constitution.
Five years after the ratification of this Constitution, Puerto Rico shall become a state. The State Illinois shall split into two states: Cook County and the remaining. All of California north of Sacramento shall be absorbed into the State of Oregon.
The Federal Government may use land as bought from or donated by the States, with their consent; and yet no shall permanently reside on these grounds while lacking affiliation with any of the several states. Upon ratification of this Constitition, residents of the Washington District of Columbia currently unaffiliated with any State shall become part of the State of Maryland.
At any time, should any majority of State Legislatures propose an amendment to this Constitution, the Congress must vote on the proposal (per section V.b) within twenty four months.
In each fiftieth year, each State's Legislature shall propose at least one amendment to this Constitution. The Congress must vote on each of these many proposals (per section V.b) within twenty four months.
Any member of the House of Representatives or of the Senate may propose an amendment to this Constitution, to be scheduled and considered in accordance with each Chamber's rules.
Should both houses of Congress, each by $2/3$rds unweighted majorities, agree to a proposed Amendment, then the proposed Amendment shall be promptly considered by each State's Legislature. If twenty four months after submission to the States, $3/4$ths of those States whose legislatures have voted on the proposed amendment have in fact agreed to it, the Amendment shall become part of this Constitution.
No State shall, by this Amendment Process or otherwise, be deprived of its equal suffrage in the Senate.